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Wednesday, January 19, 2005
the auditors from hell
i don't mind the fact that you've come in here and taken over the office. i don't mind the fact that you make your outrageous demands of things that you need done in order to successfully complete your audit. demands that you make to the higher authorities who all seem to feel that these tasks would be perfect for the interns to learn. perfect not because the interns would actually learn something relevant in the practice of accounting and finance by making photocopies of the hundreds of invoices that these auditors decided need to be photocopied in the next 15 minutes, but rather because by handing off the task you've avoided hours of mind numbingly boring work that puts you on the verge of cutting off your hands so that you cant hold a piece of paper EVER AGAIN (although they'd probably say that we're fully capable of making photocopies using our feet, toes can be like fingers you know). but like i said, i don't mind that.

BUT, if you make popcorn at 4:30, during the most excruciatingly long last 30 minutes anyone ever has to endure before being granted the right the leave, ONE. MORE. TIME. i swear on my left nut i will set your office on a raging fire the likes never seen before. and you wont be able to leave because the doors would have automatically shut and the knob would have gotten hot what from all the fire.

try making popcorn then biatches!

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like a phoenix we burn
ourselves all our lives hoping
that the ashes will give birth
to a new us... but all that's left
in the end is nothing.


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